Sunday, January 1, 2012

Got any grapes?

One day - a duck walks into a hardware store & asks the clerk

Duck
: Do you have grapes?
Clerk: (astounded) No and get outta here!

Duck leaves but comes back the next day & asks the clerk again "got any grapes?" and clerks shouts "No!" chases the duck off. After couple of days the same things happening, the clerk goes crazy on the duck & screams at him: "if he ever came back he'd nail his feet to the floor!"
Two days later the duck strolls in & asks the clerk

Duck:
Got any nails?
Clerk: No, we are fresh out.
Duck: Well, you got any grapes?

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