Sunday, January 1, 2012

I stopped drinking

A regular customer comes to the bar and orders two drinks. A new bartender notices this behavior and inquires,

Bartender: If you don't mind sir, why do you always order two drinks, feel upset and leave?
Customer: Well, I used to drink with my best friend at all times; now he is dead, so I drink one for him and one for me.
Bartender: Sorry to hear that! Well have a good one!

After couple of days, customer returns again and orders only one drink this time. Curious bartender inquires again,
Bartender: I see you ordered only one drink today?!
Customer: Yeap, I stopped drinking...

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