A lawyer drives down the street without making a full stop on the STOP sign. A local sheriff happened to spot him, so he pulls over for "failure to stop on a STOP sign." The lawyer thought he could challenge the sheriff.
Sheriff: Do you know why you got pulled over sir?
Lawyer: Yes, and I don't think it's a big deal.
Sheriff: You might think so, but we all have to follow the rules.
Lawyer: I have a question sir.
Sheriff: Yes!
Lawyer: Look, I am a lawyer and have been a good drive, but if you could please clearly show me the difference between a "Full STOP" and "Slowing Down," I would very much appreciate it!!!
Sheriff: Sure things sir, can you please step out of the car for a minute?
Lawyer: Oh of course!
As soon the lawyer steps out of the car, sheriff starts beating the lawyer with his baton and asks: Do you want me to STOP or SLOW DOWN!?
Sheriff: Do you know why you got pulled over sir?
Lawyer: Yes, and I don't think it's a big deal.
Sheriff: You might think so, but we all have to follow the rules.
Lawyer: I have a question sir.
Sheriff: Yes!
Lawyer: Look, I am a lawyer and have been a good drive, but if you could please clearly show me the difference between a "Full STOP" and "Slowing Down," I would very much appreciate it!!!
Sheriff: Sure things sir, can you please step out of the car for a minute?
Lawyer: Oh of course!
As soon the lawyer steps out of the car, sheriff starts beating the lawyer with his baton and asks: Do you want me to STOP or SLOW DOWN!?
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